thebootydiaries:

how men b looking at you while revving their engine

worldsworstfather:

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

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young god, stay drippin 💧